The most exhausted frog in crypto
$CROAK — the meme coin for anyone who's ever died inside on a Zoom call
BUY ON PUMP.FUN
- Stealth launch during a Zoom meeting
- Immediate dip for tax loss harvesting
- Limited-edition ties & stress balls (airdrop only)
- Burnout as a service (BaaS)
- Acquire Fortune 500 vibes, not revenue
- CorporateFrog exits to the Bahamas (with the treasury)